Motormouth knocking on the bathroom door, because, of course, I've been in there 30 seconds in the past 4 hours, so, you know, I was asking to be interrupted.
Me: I'm in here.
Motormouth: I haveta go to the bathroom.
Me: I'm in here.
Motormouth: (with his face against the door) but....I have to go.
Me: take a number
Motormouth: uh.......70?
SSG G: between 1-10. when you pick a number it's usually between 1-10.
Me: (yelling through the door) I said TAKE a number!!
Motormouth: okay.....7.
SSG G: (coming over to the door too) oh, take one, not pick one. You want to go low.
Motormouth: I still want seven.
SSG G: well, then you are 7th in line. I'll go, then Monkey can go, then I'll go get the neighbors and we'll all go before you.
yes, go get the neighbors too so you can all stand outside the door and have a chat while I'm trying to maintain the slightest shred of privacy in this house full of boys. I don't want to live here anymore.
Me: Just give me a minute!!
SSG G: (sounding like his face is also pressed against the door) Babe, he's starting to do the pee-pee dance out here.
Me: Oh for crying out loud. I'm done. I'm done. It's your turn.
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