There must be something in the air because there has been a lot of talk about sex lately. Maybe it is because it's Spring....I don't know. But, it has come to my attention that some responsible adult should be talking to Motormouth about s.e.x. After all, he is nine and they are going to start talking about it in school next year and it is freaking me out. So, in an effort to not have to freak out alone, I shared my thoughts with others. It went well.
Me: WE should be thinking about talking to Motormouth about sex. He's nine and I guess that is when THEY suggest you do that.
Sgt. G: By WE I assume you mean.....
Me: yeah. you.
Sgt. G: (groans) Can't we just show him a video or something?
Me: Don't they call that "corruption of a minor"? I think that sort of thing leads to jail time.
Sgt. G: I didn't mean that kind of video.....but now that you mention it......
Me: Yeah, that will give him a realistic idea of how things work.
Sgt. G: I'm still waiting for my busload of cheerleaders.
Me: keep waiting, it could happen.