SSG G: (calling from the living room) Oh, hey, for that TNA wrestling event we're working I get a backstage pass.
Me: I don't think I'm happy about that.
SSG G: Why?
Me: Just stay away from those TNA girls
SSG G: What? It's not like they are trampy like in WWE
Me: (wheeling the computer chair to the edge of the kitchen and staring at him around the corner)
SSG G: (looking sheepish) heh heh heh.
Me: Seriously, I don't want to see some barely dressed woman rubbing up on you for the camera or have some little girl talking about how she (using my air quotes) "appreciates your service"
SSG G: No rubbing. No appreciation. Got it.
I guess I don't really like the idea of any of the TNA guys "appreciating" him either.