I finish cleaning the bunny cage and haul the bag 'o poo out to the kitchen
Sgt. G: Don't even think about putting that in the kitchen trash
Me: I do all the time
Sgt. G: You can just haul your pretty little butt outside with that.
Me: But its really cold ou....
Sgt. G: and while your at it you can grab the trash from the garage too.
Me: You mean the trash you were going to take out last night?
Sgt G: yup, I only got it as far as the garage.
Sgt. G: I got up and fed the kids, am doing laundry, unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher and ran to the store for bread and bacon so I could cook you breakfast, which is almost ready.
(I open my mouth, then close it)
Sgt. G: yeah, that's what I thought, you got nothing.