Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Once and M.P., Always an M.P.

Me: Hey babe, did you get me a manila envelope so I could mail my nursing application?

Sgt. G: Yea, I brought you, like, a dozen from work. That should last you a while.

Me: Ummm, thanks. You stole government property for me. Awwww. You still wuuuv me!

Sgt. G: Not stealing. "Appropriating" unsecured materials.

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