Sgt. G: I have been thinking about what tattoo I want for my birthday.
Me: forget it. We can't afford, and I refuse to look at an entire sleeve of RealTree camouflage.
Sgt. G: Okay, well seriously then, I am thinking some sort of military tribute tat on my calf.
Me: mmm, I don't know. I think it is strange to have tattoos where you have hair, you can't really see the tattoo.
Sgt. G: Well, then I will just get your name.
Me: huh.....like over your heart?
Sgt. G: I was thinking more of on my back, since that would be more symbolic.
Me: I think you should take the advice your mom gave last summer, give it a few years, see if this whole marriage thing works out.