Saturday, October 3, 2009

It's funny because it's true.

*on the overhead PA system in Cabela's*
"Terry, please meet your party at customer service. Terry, your party is waiting at the front of the store"

Me: That's code for "Terry, your wife has the keys to the truck, and you have 30 seconds to meet her up front or she is leaving. Hope you can outrun her in the parking lot"

Sgt. G: I wouldn't be worried, I could beat you to the truck.

Me: Because you can run faster than me?

Sgt. G: No, because you wouldn't remember where we parked.

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