Got a call from one of Motormouth's teachers today. She was telling me that there was a girl in the class that told her "my daddy's name is T-E-R-R-Y-J-O-N-E-S" The teacher says "Oh, I know Terry Jones, I went to school with your dad." Motormouth says "did you go to school with my dad?" The teacher says "Oh, maybe, what is your dad's name?" Motormouth says "It's D-A-D-D-Y" Teacher says "okay, what is his real name? What does your mom call your dad?" (now isn't THAT a dangerous question???) Motormouth (so serious) "D-A-D-D-Y".
Oh, that's just great.