At the mall last weekend waiting to catch a movie with the family. I ended up with both boys in the bathroom while Sgt. G got dinner.
Me: Monkey, please go potty before the movie. See, Motormouth has to go too.
Me: Yes. Or no movie.
Monkey: (always the negotiator) uh...No Wash Hands!!
Me: Yes, we always wash our hands after using the bathroom.
Motormouth: When we go with Daddy, he doesn't let us wash our hands.
Lady in Stall Next To Us: hee, hee, hee