Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Death Threats from a 6 year old

Monkey: I kill you mommy! With this thumb!! (holds up his thumb)

Me: Which thumb? This one or that one?

Monkey: (looking at his thumbs) This one!! I am mad, mad!! (scowl)

Me: Um, okay. Go ahead. I dare you.

Monkey: Hi-ya! Take that Mommy! (pokes me with his thumb) (evil glare)

Me: (trying not to laugh at the angry monkey) oh. ouch.

Monkey: (seeing my smile, he gets more upset) Now I really get you!!! (sticks both his hands in my hair and messes it up)

Ack!! a fate worse than death by thumb. Messy hair.

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