Wednesday, November 5, 2008

A Foolproof Plan

Sgt. G and I are watching election coverage.

Sgt. G: ugh, if Obama wins, I think I'm going to jump off a bridge.

Me: Try to make it look like an accident, so we can still get your life insurance and military benefits.

Sgt. G: I'll will do it in front of someone, and yell "I triiiipped!!!!!" on the way down.

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