Me: Oh come on. Honestly, I think it is sexy when you do it. I've had to do it by myself all month while you've been gone.
G: Really? This? This turns you on? I'm not doing it. It's your job anyway.
Me: Oh G, don't make me beg. Just do it for me while you're home. Please.....Please?
G: *grumbling* Oh fine. I'll load the dishwasher.