Monkey comes out of his bedroom this morning and sees me in the living room.
Monkey: (all happy) Mommy!! (runs to give me a big hug) Mommy! I so happy to see you!!
Motormouth: what if she wasn't really your mommy?
Me: Motormouth! Be nice. How would you like it if someone told you I wasn't really YOUR mommy?
Motormouth: (no hesitation) Then could I go live with Grandma! Oohhh! could Grandma be my Mom? Can she???