G gets home from work earlier this week, looking exhausted.
Sgt. G: Well. My day sucked.
Me: Really? Because I dealt with a screaming fit from Monkey that lasted for about 45 minutes.
Sgt. G: what is his deal lately?..........So, how is that new?
Me: He was naked and threatening to kill me.
Sgt. G: why was he naked?
Me: That's the part that concerns you? Thanks. So, you think your day beats death threats from a naked 6 year old? Try and top it.
Sgt. G: (sighs) I realized today that I spent most of the day trying to get a guy INTO the Army that as an M.P. I would have tried to get kicked OUT of the Army.
Me: oh......you win.