Motormouth is eating breakfast and G is getting ready for work.
Motormouth: Daddy, you need to get a new tattoo, you haven't gotten one in a while.
(Is G paying this kid?)
G: I'm thinking about it, bud. It has been a while, but haven't decided what to get yet.
Motormouth: a skull. That is what I'm going to get, a skull and crossbones.
Me: I don't think so.
Motormouth: Mom! you don't even have any tattoos, so you don't know.
Me: sure I do, they are just natural ones.
Me: (lifting my shirt to show him the stretch marks on my belly) These are my tattoos. I got them when I was pregnant with you.
Motormouth: Wow...............that's a lot of tattoos.