Motormouth comes running out of his room "Mom!! There's a bug in my room. It fell out of a box and you have to get it!"
Me: A bug. Where is it?
Motormouth: At three o'clock.
Me: Say again?
Motormouth: It fell at my three o'clock
Me: Motormouth, do you know where your three o'clock is?
Motormouth: IN MY ROOM
Me: Pretend you are standing on a clock face. So here is 12, 3, 6 is behind you, and 9....make sense?
Motormouth: Oh, I just had heard it on a TV show with soldiers and stuff. Daddy says it too.
Me: Those are generally the kind of people who wouldn't need to call their mom to get the bug.
Motormouth: Get it, get it get it!!