Me: You know what sounds good? Chinese food. mmmmm
Sgt. G: ih.
Me: ih?? It's Chinese!
Sgt. G: just don't know if it sounds good.
Me: oh, well, what does?
Sgt. G: no, you want Chinese, you are going to end up getting Chinese. Which means I'M going to have to go back out and get it for you.
Me: I COULD go get it myself, and I can stop and get you something, or we can both eat what you want.
Sgt. G: Please, if you want Chinese, you will have it, and I will go back out into the cold and wind and get it for you....but you have to order it.
Me: oooh. tough negotiator.