We are trying to get Motormouth out the door this morning.
Sgt. G: go give your mom a kiss so we can go.
Motormouth: okay mmmmmmuah.
Me: Have a great day, and be good.
Motormouth: Okay mommy.
Me: And if you can't be good, be good at it.
Sgt. G: and if you don't know where to start, go back to the beginning.
Poor kid. He doesn't know it yet, but that advice is as good as it is ever going to get.